Beauty Connoisseur

Look at the size of those!

2007-06-29T20:28:00.000-07:00

When I find non-nude shots that are worthy of inclusion here, it's usually pretty obvious why. When you actually see this sort of thing on the street, you try to remember it well for "use" later. In this case, the photographer was there to remind you that what you saw really was just as great as how you remembered it.

Teen on a topless beach

2007-03-24T20:15:00.000-07:00

She doesn't know she's being photographed, but she probably wouldn't care if she did. She loves letting her gorgeous tits hang out.

Petra Verkaik's bare, tanlined tits

2007-02-20T20:09:00.000-08:00

I love her enormous 40-year-old jugs.

Tricia Helfer topless

2007-01-18T16:11:00.000-08:00

Apparently she's on some godawful science fiction show. I've never seen the show, but she looks damn tasty.

Gianna Amore

2006-11-28T03:25:00.000-08:00

The Playmates of the '80s are great, especially with their nice bushes. Here, I like the red high-heeled shoes with the black lingerie. At some point maybe I'll post a photo where you can see Gianna Amore's bare tits, since they were magnificent even by Playboy standards.

Topless in the outdoors

2006-10-22T13:15:00.000-07:00

Unfortunately, I could not find a photo of this beauty without her panties on. She should keep those shoes on during sex, though.

Christine Linehan

2006-10-20T11:46:00.000-07:00

Sometimes you can't resist the craving for a set of nice, big, artificial tits. Christine Linehan's are done well.

Beach beauty

2006-09-10T10:43:00.000-07:00

Perfect body, fully nude.

Lucie Ford

2006-09-08T17:17:00.000-07:00

I don't like shaved pussy, and I like the tattoo above this pussy even less. But she's just way too hot to pass up.

Elise in Hooters uniform

2006-08-31T17:38:00.000-07:00

This is the owner of Elise Erotic, one of the best amateur leg show sites around. It's too bad that it's impractical for a real Hooters uniform to have high heels.

Madison Marie, topless in pink garters and heels

2006-08-26T14:28:00.000-07:00

I remember a quote from Madison Marie sometime early in her career as a nude model, where she said she was "flattered" that guys fantasize about her. Let me flatter her again by pointing out that I've stroked it to her more times than I can count.

Traci Adell

2006-08-24T12:20:00.000-07:00

Traci Adell was Playmate of the Month when OJ Simpson killed his wife. He called Traci on the same day he did the deed. I feel sorry for her that she was exposed to trauma like that, and would like to make it up to her.

I'd start by standing near that couch and letting her eagerly unbutton my fly. I'd be so aroused be her that I'd already be rock-hard by the time she took my cock in those fingers with the stylized pink fingernails, stroking and licking it for a few minutes. But after that I'd quickly get to work, massaging her whole body and licking those succulent tits. I'd massage her clit until she was near ready to have an orgasm, then I'd spear that pussy with my fuck-rod. She'd come multiple times before I was done.

Mary Suicide

2006-08-21T15:46:00.000-07:00

One of the hottest of the SuicideGirls. I'd ravage that pussy.

Cameron Haven full-frontal nudity

2006-08-19T18:18:00.000-07:00

This girl has been in a lot of Playboy "College Girls" features, and she hails from Florida State. In her interviews she comes off as dumb even by girls-who-pose-for-Playboy standards, but she makes up for it by being hot even by girls-who-pose-for-Playboy standards:

Jayde

2006-08-19T05:55:00.000-07:00

This is Jayde the Hot Indian Babe:

Sharon Stone's 48-year-old tits

2006-08-18T21:04:00.000-07:00

This is a scene from Basic Instinct 2, which I haven't seen yet. This woman is nearly twice my age, and I want to fuck her. Hard.

Ellen Michaels topless

2006-08-18T11:13:00.000-07:00

Miss March 1972. Love the tanlines.

Hot blond amateur in see-through black lingerie

2006-08-16T19:07:00.000-07:00

I'd like to hop on this:

Sloane Suicide

2006-08-16T04:04:00.000-07:00

I couldn't quite find the perfect photo of this babe (i.e., one with full-frontal nudity, but where she's wearing the glasses), so I decided to merge these two. I love SuicideGirls!

Stephanie Adams centerfold

2006-08-15T14:11:00.000-07:00

Miss December 1992 is now an out lesbian. Oh well.

Racquel Darrian full-frontal nudity

2006-08-13T13:18:00.000-07:00

Has there ever been a better-looking porn star than Racquel Darrian? Her hardcore career shows that she was great at sucking cock, but she was beautiful simply to behold in her own right. I saw her as the feature act at a strip club once, and it was the best strip show I'd ever seen, simply because it was her. She is even more incredible in person.

Daryl Hannah topless

2006-08-13T09:22:00.000-07:00

These are stills from a movie she did when she was about 40. Pretty amazing. There's also a Playboy shoot from a few years ago, but I couldn't locate any nudes from that online.

Hands up!

2006-08-12T09:25:00.000-07:00

These five topless amateurs have it all: good-looking, big tits (most of them anyway), tan lines. If only they would show it all.

Dita von Teese, topless with feather boa

2006-08-11T14:51:00.000-07:00

There are so many great photos of her that it's hard to choose just one.

Katey Sagal

2006-08-10T13:15:00.000-07:00

Is there anything better than a nice big-titted MILF?

Alyssa Alps

2006-08-09T18:18:00.000-07:00

In addition to having an extremely fuckable body, Alyssa Alps is simply a very beautiful woman:

Samantha Fox topless

2006-08-09T16:48:00.000-07:00

Apparently she was a pop star in the 80s, but she's best remembered for adding to humanity's happiness by being willing to show these off:

Pretty in not much pink

2006-08-08T20:01:00.000-07:00

I definitely like her outfit:

Pietra Thornton full-frontal nudity

2006-08-08T15:44:00.000-07:00

This girl was married to Billy Bob Thornton before he took up with Angelina Jolie, who is arguably even hotter:

Dian Parkinson full-frontal nudity

2006-08-08T04:35:00.000-07:00

This is the woman from The Price Is Right. I'm a sucker for a good pair of tits, a nice bush, and red pumps:

Devinn Lane

2006-08-07T18:07:00.000-07:00

I think this might date to before her hardcore days:

Carrie Stevens

2006-08-06T18:38:00.000-07:00

1997 was a great year for Playboy Playmates. It was just before the onset of Bald Pussy Syndrome, and that combined with highly developed photographic techniques made for some great shots of the girls. This Carrie Stevens photo is an example.

What's amazing is that of the twelve Playmates from that year, I wouldn't even put Carrie Stevens in the top half! Yet she would probably deserve Playmate of the Year honors in most other years.

Cruisin'

2006-08-06T05:43:00.000-07:00

I'd like to bend this one over that railing and fuck her:

Dorothy Teixeira full-frontal nudity

2006-08-05T05:36:00.000-07:00

Dorothy Teixeira's career as a Playboy model was all too brief. Does anyone know what happened to her?

Kiran Chetry

2006-08-04T19:12:00.000-07:00

Fox News is a repulsive news channel, a real national disgrace. It is good for one thing, though. It is a great channel to turn on mute and jack off to the women:

Patricia Ford full-frontal nudity

2006-08-04T04:19:00.000-07:00

Whatever happened to Patricia Ford, anyway? Through the mid- to late-'90s she was posing nude everywhere, and then she seems to have disappeared. She must still be young enough now to be pretty hot. She should come back.

The Great Petra Verkaik

2006-08-03T17:27:00.000-07:00

Petra Verkaik is my favorite Playboy model, and arguably the hottest woman on earth. I could do a blog devoted exclusively to her, but that's not what this is, so here's one sample of her work:

Her early stuff is hot to begin with, but she's getting better with age. She will be 40 this November. There are two main reasons why I love Petra, and they are the same reasons you love her, too. Personally, I go by the "bigger is better" motto, and I don't even mind implants if they're done right -- but it's even better when they're real.

Oh, what I wouldn't give for a chance to grab onto those things . . .

Leggy amateur in a red dress

2006-08-02T14:29:00.000-07:00

This is one of the best pair of legs I have seen anywhere, on any woman:

This photo also makes clear that she has great tits.

Any further information on this beauty would be greatly appreciated. I have one other photo which, unfortunately, is less revealing than this one. I want more, preferably some photos where she is wearing that necklace, those shoes, and nothing else.

Chloe Sevigny Nude (b&w)

2006-08-02T08:06:00.000-07:00

On a list of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, Chloe Sevigny would probably not make the cut. On a list of celebrities it would be great to have sex with, Chloe would have to be near the top. She is pretty, just not especially so. But she is extremely hot. It's not only the fact that she is on record as an accomplished cocksucker. It is that she seems to exude sex no matter what character she's playing or what scene she's in. Here's a great black-and-white nude photo:

Chloe has a great body, and I especially like that she doesn't bother to cover up the "flaws" (moles and so on). Best of all, we have here a perfect example of what pussy ought to look like: she's not a victim of the Bald Pussy Syndrome that appears to have afflicted most Playboy models (among others) since the late 90s.

We could use more nudes of Chloe in color, and obviously this photo neglects what is arguably her best feature -- her legs. As a leg man, I plan to eventually feature that portion of her anatomy, but there are many other photos coming along before then.

Beautiful, anonymous black model

2006-08-01T17:41:00.000-07:00

I was sent these over an e-mail list. More or less clothed:

And the same girl in a bikini:

I'd like to know who she is; if anyone lets me know, I can post more photos. Preferably nude ones.

The Kickoff

2006-08-01T12:58:00.000-07:00

I'm kicking off this blog with this photo originally from Flickr. Link found via the blog Flickr's Finest Females.

The girl is so sexy and this photo of her so hot in particular that not much more needs to be said.